DEAR UNCLE FEMI FANI KAYODE SE WA OK SHA

"Oscar Pistorius, who is also known as ”the Blade Runner”, has shot his girlfriend to death on Valentine’s eve. This is such a tragedy. A man that is loved and respected by so many from all over the world has killed his beautiful young lover, who happens to be one of South Africa’s top models, in cold blood.

The initial “accidental-shooting burglar theory” has been dismissed by the South Afrocan (gbagaun ) police. According to the BBC there are speculations that there have been previous acts of domestic violence and altercations between the couple, that there was a terrible arguement (gbagaun ) going on just before the shooting and that this is a straightforward case of cold-blooded murder probably as a consequence of high passion.

Whatever the the truth may be, all I can say is that this is a great tragedy and we need to be careful about the kind of women that we spend our time with. Any woman that stirs up your anger and constantly provokes your wrath ought to be avoided like a plague. It is those that bring peace and tranquility into our lives that we should cherish.

I have little doubt that Pistorius, who was a great achiever, a living icon, the greatest and best known African sportsman in world history and an absolute gentleman, was provoked into a murderous rage by his pretty little lover and that she played on his insecurities and inadequacies. These are the classic traits of the biblical “strange woman”- the destroyer of men’s dreams and destinies.

Only God knows who sent this creature from the sea into this great man’s life just to destroy it. For Pistorius it is all over. In one moment of blind rage he has lost everything and he has brought shame, disgrace, sorrow and infamy upon his name and that of his family. The blood he has shed will speak against him and his lineage forever. And all because of a sexy and pretty little model who the devil sent his way.

May the Lord deliver us all from the daughters of Jezebel, Dalilah (gbagaun sic), Athalia (gbagaun sic) and Yemoja".

CAUSE OF GOLDIE'S DEATH

Goldie is reported to have died of complications resulting from Deep vein Thrombosis(DVT)

The severe headache she had before her death is one of the life threatening symptoms of DVT.


meanwhile please read up all about DVT here

you are advised to call the doctor at once if any of the following DVT signs are persistent

Call your doctor immediately if you have any of the following symptoms:

• faintness
• dizziness
• severe headaches
• severe stomach pain
• increased weakness
• red or brown urine
• bruises that increase in size without further injury
• red or black bowel movements
• cuts that do not stop bleeding
• coughing up blood
• any unusual or unexplained bleeding.

WHY GOLDIE WHY?????

GOLDIE. I'm lost for words, how, when, why, what???? I saw her pics like 3days ago at the grammy's, on Linda's blog as well concerning her reality show with Denrele and now shes gone.

Just yesterday i and a friend were saying Goldie just does her own thing, she really is her own person and all of that, my phone comes on and i see Linda's tweet and i'm in deep shock! calls start flying everywhere and i confirm shes dead!!!!

i dont even know again, i just ask God why, why, why?? what manner of 2013 is this as in Jesu gba wa... kai

She was her own person, an all or nothing girl, either she gets it done or doesnt even bother at all, always somehow sha had a smile on and yesterday Feb 14 2013 her chapter was closed.

Just sad indeed, that it will take her dying for people to ever say something good related to news about her. Let’s be careful with the way we just spew out bile and hateful comments. Life is too short and precious, and we don’t know tomorrow. A few hours ago she was still responding to tweets.

Please If you cant say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Life is too short, to be spent simply hating and typing out trash about someone you don’t know.

There's nothing in this life oh! nothing all is vanity, if you like have 1million cars and all the money in the world you wont take it to heaven oh! from dust we came unto dust we shall return.

I'm just sad

14 THINGS I HATE ABOUT VALENTINE BY TITI REJU

This post was written by @titireju and its describes the way i feel, it was gotten VIA icr8media.com.
                                                                      
She had poked me right at the entrance of Brown’s Cafe and immediately uttered “I’m sorry, please can I have you interviewed?”
I answered “okay ma” as I walked towards her camera.
“So what does Valentine mean to you?” She asked stretching her microphone.
“I wish I knew”, I said smiling.
“What do you do on Valentine’s day?” She questioned curiously
“What I do on every other day”
I could sense disbelief but every answer I gave is the truth. Then I quickly suggested to her that I was the “wrongest” person for this interview so as not to waste more time.
She ignored and asked again “so is it safe if I conclude that you’re anti-valentine?”
I’m not. It’s just that I do a lot of loving, giving, sharing and sometimes I go extra miles on regular days. So I simply don’t break my head over Valentine.
She thanked me for my time and I hoped that meant she finally understood.

In my opinion, Valentine craze is sickening. I strongly feel it is OVERRATED and believe me I will appreciate every effort made for Valentine’s Day better if it were on any other day. So here’s my list of what makes Valentine so ugh!

The anticipation
It all starts with the many bbm  status messages that read “Valentine’s day loading” Shebi after you’ve finished loading, later today you will be in your house and still update “in my happy place with the bbm love struck smiley” , I know your type and I’m yet to understand you, but God is watching you sha. I can’t exactly explain it when I come across countdowns to February 14th. I know people who take Valentine’s day even more personal than their birthdays/wedding anniversaries. You need to chill biko

The hype
The radio, the television, the blogs… Everyone is talking about Valentine. It’s either radio stations are hyping a show for Valentine, and Aisha is reminding Alhaji how she needs to buy a table worth 1 million naira for a better view of Kim K’s baby bump, or the blogs are giving away discounted spa treatments and candle lit dinner for two. Ugh!

Thirst for gifts
This usually ends up tragic when after the long wait and high expectations, all you get is a teddy bear, key holder and a bottle of Eva wine. Don’t you worry child, your case is better than that of Temi who won’t get a simple card or the key to the Range Rover sport she had been hinting Chuks about, but will still pack her bags to spend this weekend with him in Abuja. And there are those who have by themselves ordered cakes and cream to deliver a cake that reads “I love you boo” to their offices, I will be praying for you. May God send your lover or “manager” your way sooner than you imagine.

All Red everything
So I walked into party perfect sometime last month and I noticed the “redness” but I had no idea until I walked to the card section and I was forced to call on one of the store attendants to help me search for a birthday card amongst the one million RED Valentine cards on the shelf (yes, I also expected they should have separated the shelves). Like that was not enough, the sight of mannequins in ugly red outfits is beyond me and someone reading this already has a red outfit to rock today. I hate seasonal color codes but if at all you choose to be a part of it, do it right

Emphasis on sex
I’m yet to figure out why a large number of people belong to the school of thought that Valentine is incomplete without sex. Yes, you have sex on a regular day, so what’s the fuss about? And I can bet someone somewhere is shopping for a new set of RED lingerie and handcuffs. The Lord is your strength

Proposals
This is a simple note. Dear future husband, I don’t want to be proposed to on Valentine’s Day. Thank you

Over populated restaurants
I totally hate eating out on public holidays or a day that has been set aside to do one thing or the other. If I ever decide to do this with you, note that you are very special. I will rather have specially homemade breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner… and have the restaurants spare me the CROWD, their overpriced Valentine menu list and what have you.

The movies
Here, I tend to feel for every single person who will stay home and hope to find solace in one of the many love themed movies that will be showing on television, but instead end up wishing ”le boo” existed.

Confessions
It’s so cute how a lot of people become poets on Valentine’s Day. No there’s absolutely nothing wrong. All I’m saying is, show as much love on every other day and remind your loved ones as many times as possible how much you love and cherish them. Don’t wait until someday in February, if that’s your case, it’s simply “oju aiye” (eye service)

The extra mile
I don’t break my head over Valentine but yes I could break my head over my lover’s birthday (I’m on my way to repent from being a birthday freak). When I see people plan for Valentine like it’s their wedding, I find it hard to comprehend. Like why plan to spend more than you can afford just to please a lover or any person for that matter?

The exotic trips
I knew people used to save for Valentine back then in secondary school but it was never so serious.  A colleague shared his plans with me on Monday while I was being naughty and nosy about Valentine. What he said: “I will send my girlfriend a cake, flowers and gifts on Valentine’s Day, and then we’ll be going to Ghana on Friday for the weekend. Our stay will include a spa treatment, shopping and maybe movies. I don dey save for this getaway since November o. I don’t go for vacations normally but I just want to make her happy”

I applauded him and said just a very simple prayer “May she not be on her period”

The competition
Not sure if this happens with the guys but I’m sure later today, a clique of girl friends or maybe best friends will be eager to discuss with each other their Valentine experience(s) with either a lover of six months, or a lover of five years and also show off the material gifts. It’s only normal, not everyone will end up happy


The hurt
In an interview I had with Lami Phillips sometime last month, in as much as she’s not so big on Valentine, she admitted she’ll sulk if she doesn’t get anything from the one who has her heart. Oh well, Lami is married. Just so you know, the only reason why you might be wetting your pillow tonight is if you’re over expectant. Keep Calm and Let Jesus be ya Valentine.

The morning after
No matter how amazing Valentine’s day/night turns out to be, you will have to wake up tomorrow and get back to reality. Reality here might mean different things. While some people are waking up in the arms of their husbands, wives, fiancé and fiancées, Tola is cussing Kunle for not showing up with even a “promise ring” on their 7th Valentines Day together. Cupid never promised February 14th was going to be a happily ever after something though.

Have a splendid Valentine’s Day People and never stop showing your loved ones how much you care about them. It goes beyond the gifts and flowers.

Thanks for reading

…TITI REJU @TitiReju

PACKAGING IS TOO IMPORTANT

If you like sing "kpakpangolo gbolaga" and you package it well, you will sell before people will realize that its rubbish they bought into,besides the only difference between thor and sango na packaging because them get the same power.

I've said all of this to convince you and not to confuse you that your packaging is too important #dont dull.

COUPLE OF THE DAY: FEMI AND YEWI FAMORIYO

My goons Femi and Yewande Famoriyo... When your around this two love just engulfs you, their shakara is too much sef.. I've told them they don't need to do photo shoot for their wedding anymore all the pictures they have is more  than enough.. They can take pictures for Africa.*eye rolling*

 I met them in 2010 and i cant forget Dec 2010, Yewi if you noticed i untagged myself from those pics, hahahahaha nah mehn.

They always look out for each other, one doesn't do stuff without the other they must sha intertwine  ni...

 I like to tag them my Ekuro couple, been together for five years and their love and friendship grows everyday...When you've seen Femi you've seen Yewi.. Love you guys and i cant wait to come and pakurumo.
                                         

BREAKING NEWS: SOUTH AFRICAN ATHLETE OSCAR PISTORIOUS SHOOTS GIRLFRIEND DEAD.

AS SEEN ON @FOXSportsNews.  Prominent South African athlete Oscar Pistorious has allegedly shot his girlfriend dead after mistaking her for a burglar.

I have a feeling this was a valentine surprise gone wrong, so sad......