Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
TOP 15 signs to know forces are following you from your village!!!
Lwkmd when I saw this thing on Liveofofo.com. Like seriously, haha!!! 15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary. 14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC. 13. If you slap a military man. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 11. If you are an ARSENAL fan. 10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC. 9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber. 8. When you mistake super glue for eye drops. 7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY 6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session. 5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi. 4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child. 3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents. 2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force. 1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
PIC OF THE DAY----IYANYA
I think this young man is major eye candy, choi *wipes sweat off forehead* and his sooooo cute too and that his "KUKERE" song is a tune for days. 
MUNA APOLOGIZES
I,m sure you heard about the Muna being rude to Mode 9 at the Nokia show and i'm very sure some of you follow abuse muna well well(chai Nigerians) i thought some of it were so unecessary but oh! well, she was rude, very i must say but now shes apologized and i think thats fair enough so you guys can chill 
SALES SALES SALES BY EYOTALO HOUSE
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